I'm dead certain that ends with us getting arrested. [Natasha's not sure why, but she's learned enough over the years to trust her gut. Even if she's smiling a little as she says it. She's not strictly opposed to being arrested, but she is confident she'll never heard the end of it when someone on the team inevitable turns up the arrest reports.]

The main problem with dick pics is that they're never dicks you want to see. [Like opening up a hairy jump scare. She leans in to look at the message.] Cute. And she passes test number one.