[There really are an endless number of dating app options. At least with Bumble the likelihood of surprise dick pics is...reduced.
Her mouth twitches into a little smile as she watches Darcy slump on the bar.] Can you do two green tea shots for us too, actually? Thanks.
[She's pretty sure beer's not going to cut it to chase that disappointment.] I'm not going to stop you. If you can convince Steve to send you a picture of his dick without him burning alive from embarrassment, you might deserve a gold medal.
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[There really are an endless number of dating app options. At least with Bumble the likelihood of surprise dick pics is...reduced.
Her mouth twitches into a little smile as she watches Darcy slump on the bar.] Can you do two green tea shots for us too, actually? Thanks.
[She's pretty sure beer's not going to cut it to chase that disappointment.] I'm not going to stop you. If you can convince Steve to send you a picture of his dick without him burning alive from embarrassment, you might deserve a gold medal.