"Hate to disappoint you, Barnes," Natasha answers with a little smile. There's a pause, and then she tacks on, "I do grind my teeth when I sleep, though. I have a night guard and everything. It's real sexy." She's pretty good about not letting anyone catch her wearing it. Well, Clint has, but she's not entirely sure that he counts. They've spent so much time on long, uncomfortable ops together that there's really no space for secrets.
She chuckles a little at his dry comment about the perks of the serum, and shifts off the couch for a moment so she can get her tablet off of the coffee table. Once she's reclining again, she answers him. "When we were in Ohio, Melina used to cut all of the food with additional portions for Alexei after serving the rest of us. He was always happy about having an excuse to eat more." Her voice is all fond exasperation, and she flips on the tablet to navigate to Seamless so she can find a Thai restaurant. Certainly much happier than Steve or Bucky ever seem about it - the best she's ever seen from Steve is absolute neutrality. "Then again, he also insists that Steve was his great adversary during the Cold War, so he's not exactly the best authority on super soldiers."
There's a pause when he asks about her take on the Bond movies, but she's still smiling as she hands the tablet over to him so he can order. "Get whatever you want, I'm going to add extra if you don't order enough. And no, they're my favorite movies. I can quote all of them word for word."
It sounds like a joke. It must be a joke. But he's going to find out once they get to it that it is absolutely not.
Right? Eventually they're sharing popcorn and accidentally falling asleep on the couch
She chuckles a little at his dry comment about the perks of the serum, and shifts off the couch for a moment so she can get her tablet off of the coffee table. Once she's reclining again, she answers him. "When we were in Ohio, Melina used to cut all of the food with additional portions for Alexei after serving the rest of us. He was always happy about having an excuse to eat more." Her voice is all fond exasperation, and she flips on the tablet to navigate to Seamless so she can find a Thai restaurant. Certainly much happier than Steve or Bucky ever seem about it - the best she's ever seen from Steve is absolute neutrality. "Then again, he also insists that Steve was his great adversary during the Cold War, so he's not exactly the best authority on super soldiers."
There's a pause when he asks about her take on the Bond movies, but she's still smiling as she hands the tablet over to him so he can order. "Get whatever you want, I'm going to add extra if you don't order enough. And no, they're my favorite movies. I can quote all of them word for word."
It sounds like a joke. It must be a joke. But he's going to find out once they get to it that it is absolutely not.