Well, there is one person paying attention, but thankfully she just looks sort of fondly amused. Both when it becomes apparent that he's not entirely sure where to stand, and when he winces about seeming cheap.

"I'd allow it if you were. Generational differences and all," she points out, sparing him a quick look and a smile before she turns her head to flag down the bartender. "You can put your arm around me if you want. Or your hand on my back."