Accidentally. We can't count the other times or we'll both have to break out my freezer vodka. For the purposes of this conversation we can call weird children's youtube videos the dark web.
fuck no. knew a charlie back in the 30s. he was the meanest bastard you'd ever run into and that's saying something. used to work for him, fired me because i missed one shift taking steve to the hospital then made sure my second job did the same thing. arrogant old dick.
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( He's so internet savvy. Mostly because he's a giant nerd but nobody needs to know that. )
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Who taught you how to keysmash, Barnes?
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also, you pick stuff up on the internet.
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[Does she know that for sure? No. Does she enjoy saying things confidently anyway to see what happens? Yes.]
What kind of stuff are you picking up on the internet?
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and all sorts of things, it's a wide, vast place!
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Don't accidentally end up on the dark web.
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( Though not by choice, and certainly not as a consenting human being. )
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For the purposes of this conversation we can call weird children's youtube videos the dark web.
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( oh well sure, i've seen candy mountain. shun the nonbeliever was part of the crash course. )
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oops, defo messed up that last tag. sorry.
knew a charlie back in the 30s. he was the meanest bastard you'd ever run into and that's saying something.
used to work for him, fired me because i missed one shift taking steve to the hospital then made sure my second job did the same thing.
arrogant old dick.
( VENDETTA OF THE CENTURY. )
no worries! <3
Is he still alive?
Want me to go wear something low cut at his nursing home and give him a heart attack?
[Is she kind of amused by a 90+ year old grudge? Absolutely. Doesn't mean she's not willing to support it.]
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as fun as that'd be the guy doesn't deserve such a nice send-off.
( No dangerous assassin cleavage for him. )
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Oops. )
i gotta go. people to beat up!
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Don't forget my pizza, Barnes.