i'll make you a deal. i'll let you be there, then every time she forgets it happened or we've successfully gaslit her into thinking it didn't you get to cryptically mention it.
If it makes you feel better, the youth think everyone above 29 is ancient. I was babysitting Clint's kids when they were younger and when I told them I was born in the eighties they asked me what it was like living without electricity.
if that's what you choose to believe, but it's a pretty popular blog. i have a mortal nemesis on it, some kid who thinks i'm "bullying captain america".
Accidentally. We can't count the other times or we'll both have to break out my freezer vodka. For the purposes of this conversation we can call weird children's youtube videos the dark web.
fuck no. knew a charlie back in the 30s. he was the meanest bastard you'd ever run into and that's saying something. used to work for him, fired me because i missed one shift taking steve to the hospital then made sure my second job did the same thing. arrogant old dick.
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it's what I'd do.
( He knows her style. )
i'll make you a deal. i'll let you be there, then every time she forgets it happened or we've successfully gaslit her into thinking it didn't you get to cryptically mention it.
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Good thing I'd never tell you in advance.
[Does this mean she's now planning to also do something ridiculous when he least expects it? Maybe.]
Wow, this is even better than taking a picture.
What did I do to get on your good side?
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maybe i'm feeling magnanimous.
or maybe i'm just real fed up with being made to feel ancient by the youth, who knows.
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I was babysitting Clint's kids when they were younger and when I told them I was born in the eighties they asked me what it was like living without electricity.
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jesus, the passage of time. sam keeps getting worked up over the fact i know what tumblr is.
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Be honest.
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i use it to reblog really bad pictures of steve. it brings me joy.
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I'm going to start a "weird shit said by your local centenarians" blog.
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i have a mortal nemesis on it, some kid who thinks i'm "bullying captain america".
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You know it's probably the spiderkid, right?
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god now you've said it i can see it.
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Just casually quote something said to you on there in conversation and you'll be able to tell immediately if it's him.
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( He's so internet savvy. Mostly because he's a giant nerd but nobody needs to know that. )
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Who taught you how to keysmash, Barnes?
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also, you pick stuff up on the internet.
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[Does she know that for sure? No. Does she enjoy saying things confidently anyway to see what happens? Yes.]
What kind of stuff are you picking up on the internet?
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and all sorts of things, it's a wide, vast place!
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Don't accidentally end up on the dark web.
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( Though not by choice, and certainly not as a consenting human being. )
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For the purposes of this conversation we can call weird children's youtube videos the dark web.
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( oh well sure, i've seen candy mountain. shun the nonbeliever was part of the crash course. )
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oops, defo messed up that last tag. sorry.
knew a charlie back in the 30s. he was the meanest bastard you'd ever run into and that's saying something.
used to work for him, fired me because i missed one shift taking steve to the hospital then made sure my second job did the same thing.
arrogant old dick.
( VENDETTA OF THE CENTURY. )
no worries! <3
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